<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar/28649695?origin\x3dhttp://sydralz.blogspot.com', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script>

Sub-Zero Lair

日曜日, 10月 01, 2006

Marketing Concepts

A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students

  1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
    "I am very rich. Marry me!"
    - That's Direct Marketing.


  2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
    "He's very rich. Marry him."
    - That's Advertising.


  3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
    "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
    - That's Telemarketing.


  4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
    "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
    - That's Public Relations.


  5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
    "You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
    - That's Brand Recognition.


  6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
    "I am very rich. Marry me!"
    She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
    - That's Customer Feedback.


  7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
    "I am very rich. Marry me!"
    And she introduces you to her husband.
    - That's demand and supply gap.


  8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her:
    "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
    and she goes with him
    - That's competition eating into your market share.


  9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!"
    your wife arrives.
    - That's restriction for entering new markets.

frozen by sYDraLz @ 17:31